I am sometimes told that my stories seem too out there. That I somehow embellish them or make them up. My response to that is *drum roll*....The Psycho Files. These are actual events, places, people and err.........psychos. This will be a recurring feature on Table9Singles.
The following is an actual excerpt of a conversation I had not more than 2 days ago with a girl.
Her: "So, what are you doing this weekend?"
Me: "Well I'm going to a movie tonight with my brother and then going over to a friends house tmrw night to barbecue, hang out and work on our blog. What about you...what are you gonna do?"
Her: "Well I'm gonna go shopping with my crossdressing guy friend."
Me: "I'm sorry...what was that?"
Her: "My guy neighbor...he hasn't come out of the closet yet and he's a crossdresser, so I like to go shopping with him to help him get clothes."
*CLICK*
Conversation Part II The Next Day..
Her: "So Did I weird you out by telling you about shopping with my friend?"
Me: "(laughing)....What do YOU think?"
Her: "Probably yes. He's a friend that's troubled and can be open with me...So I try to be there for him."
Me: "Oh I always have gals I meet online that tell me they like to go shopping to help their crossdressing guy friends find clothes for them."
Her: "(Laughing)....I lived in Seattle long enough to not be weirded out by it I guess."
Me: "Yeah, I'd be pretty much weirded out by it no matter where I lived.......um...."
Her: (Interrupting me) "It's like I do it,,,I just like to help out my friend sometimes."
Me: "Now THAT'S a conversation I wanna be in on......."Hey so I hear they're having a bra sale a Victoria's...you wanna go?!" ......"O...M....G.....like....yeah.....I'm getting a run in my hose too."
Her: "Are you serious? Are you not wanting to see me now because I told you that?"
Me: "I gotta admit it's right up there with a girl I talked to last Summer who told me that her cats take showers with her everyday."
Her: "He's actually really shy and I've only been shopping with it twice and he won't do it while my daughter is here."
Me: (in my most sarcastic tone)..."Hey at least you can't blame the guy for not having any scruples."
Her: "What is that supposed to mean? Are you a bigot?"
Me: "Do you typically tell men you haven't met yet that you like to go shopping with your cross dressing guy friend?"
Her: "Well in that case I can tell you all about our night last night.."
Me: "No thanks...I think the whole I like to go help my crossdressing guy friend find clothes thing is good enough for my next blog entry...."
*CLICK (from her end)*.
--DL
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